You have to spend two months salary? Diamonds are forever?

Nope and nope.

Look, we've all heard that buying diamond engagement rings are a scam, but we do it anyway because it's a tradition... now.

Nevertheless, Adam Conover is here to attempt to ruin the rock once and for all, by hammering home exactly how big of a rip off "putting a ring on it" really is.

Engagement apples? Mmm, sounds matrimonially delicious!