Oh, Joffrey Baratheon ... where to begin?

On the April 13 episode of "Game of Thrones," best known as the Purple Wedding, King Joffrey was murdered during his own wedding party. The golden-haired 19-year-old was believed to be the child of former-king Robert Baratheon and Cersei Lannister, and thus the rightful Lord of the Seven Kingdoms. However, young Joffrey was actually the love child of brother and sister Jaime and Cersei Lannister.

Although the cause of death is currently inconclusive, King Joffrey was slain on the day of his marriage by a mystery killer in an apparent poisoning. King Joffrey died as he lived ... like a little bitch. In honor of the late King, watch our tribute to his horrendous life and bitchiest moments above.

Video created with blood, sweat and dragon tears by Oliver Noble of The Huffington Post.