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This week I'm going to take a peek at Miss L Fire shoes, but with this warning: These suckers are pretty limited edition in only limited sizes, so if you like something, you gotta grab them before they go out of stock. Strike quickly, like a cobra that only eats shoes. (And don't blame me if stuff is already sold out... I tried, guys! I really tried!)

So many of these styles would be so insanely cute peeking out from under the hem of a wedding dress ... but let's be honest here: most of these are perfect to wear, you know, next week.

As always, click the pictures to learn more about the shoes.

Random bonus weird thing you can register for:

Why yes, those are anatomically correct heart and brain cookie cutters.

(Pro tip: set up a universal registry on Amazon to immediately add weird shit like this to YOUR registry.)

Setup your wedding registry today