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Ok, fine: t-strap heels and t-rexes have nothing in common except for having "T" in them, but let's see if I can stretch this: like T-rexes, T-strap heels are a bit vintage-ish. They are both small on top (little dainty straps, little dainty arms!) and big on the bottom (tall heels! enormous back legs!). T-straps have more glitter, sparkles, and color, though... and good news: many of these are in the super affordable $30 - $60 range.

Weird related thing you can register for:

Because who else has a t-rex wall decal on their wedding registry?

(Pro tip: set up a universal registry on Amazon to immediately add weird shit like this to YOUR registry.)

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