14 Thoughts Every Wedding Guest Has - B&G Blog
14 Thoughts Every Wedding Guest Has - B&G Blog
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Weddings can be a roller coaster of emotions for guests - from hiding yawns to searching for that pack of tissues in their bags. "Where have all of these wedding invites come from, I don't even have this many friends?! STOP!" "I'm going to get an outfit this weekend" "Ok... So, I'm definitely going to get an outfit this weekend" T"I could pay off my mortgage and go to the Bahamas for 3 weeks for the cost of going to this wedding" 
When did a toaster, train fair and hen nights become so expensive? "It was supposed to start 15 minutes ago, what's the big hold up?" "I know nobody sitting at this table, like nobody, zero" "Is the DJ aware that the music industry is still going strong and didn't end in 2001?" "Why is it like 60 degrees in here?" "Please no-body ask me to dance or awkwardly drag me up against my will, please please please""Screw this I'm taking my shoes off"If single: "I'm going to die alone" If married: "I'm so glad we don't have to do this all over again" "Nobody will ever love like these two love, it's all so beautiful" Am I crying? I think I'm crying.
Table plans, napkin colour and the bickering aunts are a thing of the past. I'm destined to be the crazy cat lady who can only grunt as she's forgotten how to speak because she's so lonely. Someone please confiscate my phone before I text every ex asking them to explain why they didn't want to marry me. Judge me all you want - I think 6 hours in 6 inch heels is an all-time best.
I'm sure Bernard from next door but one is lovely and completely harmless however, I'm going to tap my foot from the side-line, enjoy my personal space and class this as dancing. I think I might have sweated off a false eyelash, help. 15 G&T's later and DJ Otzi's 'Hey Baby' still isn't any less painful than it was 2 hours ago.
The only thing myself and Jean have in common is that we're appalled that the local Morrison's is shutting down. It's great you're in love and all that, but I've heard there's vanilla cheesecake for desert and a 4 hour free bar. he new season of Orange is the New Black has started and it's not really been shopping weather... It can't be that difficult to find a cheap colourful appropriate dress can it? Because it doesn't hurt to be organised, right? Seriously a Tuesday? Of course you picked a random Tuesday to seal the deal. So, from the second they receive the invitation through their door right through to the reception - here's what your wedding guests will probably be thinking at some point...
When did a toaster, train fair and hen nights become so expensive? "It was supposed to start 15 minutes ago, what's the big hold up?" "I know nobody sitting at this table, like nobody, zero" "Is the DJ aware that the music industry is still going strong and didn't end in 2001?" "Why is it like 60 degrees in here?" "Please no-body ask me to dance or awkwardly drag me up against my will, please please please""Screw this I'm taking my shoes off"If single: "I'm going to die alone" If married: "I'm so glad we don't have to do this all over again" "Nobody will ever love like these two love, it's all so beautiful" Am I crying? I think I'm crying. Table plans, napkin colour and the bickering aunts are a thing of the past. I'm destined to be the crazy cat lady who can only grunt as she's forgotten how to speak because she's so lonely. Someone please confiscate my phone before I text every ex asking them to explain why they didn't want to marry me. Judge me all you want - I think 6 hours in 6 inch heels is an all-time best. I'm sure Bernard from next door but one is lovely and completely harmless however, I'm going to tap my foot from the side-line, enjoy my personal space and class this as dancing. I think I might have sweated off a false eyelash, help. 15 G&T's later and DJ Otzi's 'Hey Baby' still isn't any less painful than it was 2 hours ago.The only thing myself and Jean have in common is that we're appalled that the local Morrison's is shutting down. It's great you're in love and all that, but I've heard there's vanilla cheesecake for desert and a 4 hour free bar. he new season of Orange is the New Black has started and it's not really been shopping weather... It can't be that difficult to find a cheap colourful appropriate dress can it? Because it doesn't hurt to be organised, right? Seriously a Tuesday? Of course you picked a random Tuesday to seal the deal. So, from the second they receive the invitation through their door right through to the reception - here's what your wedding guests will probably be thinking at some point... "Of course they had to pick an area that I or Google Maps has never heard off" You can tell me I have reached my destination as many times as you like Mr. Sat Nav however, this abandoned petrol station just off the M6 isn't really screaming wedding venue at me.
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